He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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