Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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