8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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