a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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