Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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