the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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