I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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