Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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