So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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