So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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