Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
