they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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