How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
