Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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