so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
