You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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