Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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