Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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