Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
ugly people sure do ruin things
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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