dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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