actually, I'm a sock model
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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