I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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