man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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