So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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