So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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