the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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