Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
