Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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