He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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