He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?