we have officially lost it.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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