He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.