we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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