google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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