Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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