It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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