i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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