I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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