i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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