but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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