So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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