I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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