Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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