I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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