I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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