Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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