I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Randomize
