Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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