She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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