How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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