Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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