I don't think brook has ever known best
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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