Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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