that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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