I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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