Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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