Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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